Friday, May 30, 2008

Dear Batman,

I'm really glad you can move your head, but seriously, the rest of your costume? It sucks.
There's no way that armor design is functional. Please put a Batshirt on over top of it. Or do you have armor envy? I mean, sure, Iron Man's suit is cool, but c'mon dude, you're Batman. You rock your own brand of vigilante shiznit.
Well, at least it doesn't have rubber nipples.
Yer pal,

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