"Call me Mr Flintstone, I can make your bed rock". Actual lyrics from an actual song. For reals. Here's what it really means:
You are the victim of a grand shell game.
This is what the left hand is doing to keep you distracted.
I can't even see the right hand through all of this.
If you watched the video, you're welcome. You are now dumber for it. Eat your fast food and try not to spill any ketchup or red bull on your Ed Hardy t-shirt.